Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.
by AntiRix February 18, 2018
Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
by immatellyouwhat August 1, 2008
Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.
I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.
by Rotten Turkey May 15, 2021
by Abe382393493 November 13, 2006
by BowTieGirl June 15, 2003
Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
by Katamari671 November 24, 2010
by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021